APRIL FOOL’S JOKE ON MY KIDS’ SCHOOL! Ballots for each student were put in all the classrooms to vote on a new school mascot.
The Marion Jordan “Blue jays” are no longer viable since the blue jay is considered the “bully” of the bird world. The ballot (you can see the pdf New Mascot Ballot here) had this written on it…
Recent research shows that Blue Jays, our school bird, are the bullies of the bird world. They chase other birds, even squirrels, away from birdfeeders. They are always picking fights because they don’t want to share.
Since Marion Jordan has policies against bullying we will be removing the Blue Jay from our school and asking our students to…
CHOOSE A NEW OFFICIAL MASCOT!
You can select from this list or suggest your own animal.
□ Marion Jordan Magicians!
□ Marion Jordan Moray Eels
□ Marion Jordan Mighty Millipedes
□ Marion Jordan _____________________________________
(write in your suggestion)
Teachers, please bring all the ballots to the office so we can announce the results by the end of today.
I’ll post the results, no the “responses,” as soon as I have them!
New Mascot Ballot